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Life Is A Cruel Bitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

We're all just short-armed, snub-nosed, hopeless schmucks forever reaching for the elusive tennis ball of happiness.

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Godspeed, Young Tripod

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

Hope that's not a pop-up book. He could lose an eye.

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10 Scholarly Collegiate Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

College is a special time in a young person's life where they make lifelong friends and memories. But more than the socializing, college is really all about learning. Sure, the actual education you receive is overpriced and next to useless, but the life lessons you'll take with you are priceless.

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Slice Of Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

In spite of this tasty ink, my focus is still drawn right to the belly button lint.

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Listen Up, Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

…So you learn about supply and demand, and never give a BJ for less than twenty.

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