Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Drunk frat boy Ryan Lochte got Songified. We finally found the song of the summer.
- The internet is loving James Harden's new shoe. Let's see who's laughing when those non-slip bad boys save your ass on a freshly mopped kitchen floor.
- We've found the closest possible home for life outside of Earth. Or, it could be an uninhabitable wasteland. But still cool. I guess.
- Donald Trump scored higher on a psychopath test than Hitler. He edged him out on haircut insanity.
- Hump Day is for lovers of butts.