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10 Scholarly Collegiate Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

College is a special time in a young person's life where they make lifelong friends and memories. But more than the socializing, college is really all about learning. Sure, the actual education you receive is overpriced and next to useless, but the life lessons you'll take with you are priceless.

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Slice Of Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

In spite of this tasty ink, my focus is still drawn right to the belly button lint.

[via Break]

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Listen Up, Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

…So you learn about supply and demand, and never give a BJ for less than twenty.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Life's A Beach

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2014 at 4:00PM

Life's a beach

After all the Christmas chaos, the Toys R Us giraffe deserves a vacation.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]

How's That Work Week Goin'?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

Fucking Paul and his Wheat Thins. Shut the hell up, Paul.

[via YouTube]

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