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The New Adventures Of Pinocchio

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 13, 2014 at 9:00PM

You'll have the sex of your life but he's going to have to lie to you about how good you look naked.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Also, we're not on the E! Network. Your dad's sordid web of lies is coming undone.

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 7, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Couldn't Agree More

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

Right?? Like, lizards are NOT affectionate.

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Free Drugs: A Jeremy London Follow-Up

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 24, 2010 at 4:00PM

People who know me know I love two things: free drugs and following-up on stories I have previously written about.  I really hate not knowing how things end.  And I also hate paying for all of my drugs.

Well, as the details unravel, some small holes exist in last week's story that actor Jeremy London was kidnapped and forced to smoke free drugs at gunpoint.

Really?? 'Cause that story seemed airtight.

But, alas, turns out the innocent until-proven-guilt man Mr. London decided to have shipped off to jail doesn't corroborate Jeremy's story.

According to an interview with RadarOnline, the suspect who supposedly kidnapped Mr. London has a different tale to tell, including such shockers as:

"As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. … I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers.  He agreed."

And:

"Jeremy wanted to drink, so we bought beer and some hard alcohol and we got f****d up. … We went driving around my neighborhood, handing out beer to my friends and random people on the street. We were having a good time."

Oh, and of course:

"I was finally able to get [Jeremy] three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high."

None of this sounds like something someone from Hollywood would do.  No.  The "forced-to-do-free-drugs-at-gunpoint" story seems far more logical!

But you can't blame, Jeremy.  He used to be is an actor.  Actors have no idea how to come up with a good story.  That's why Hollywood pays millions of dollars to writers to tell all these stupid actors what to do.

Next time, Jeremy, take the number one acting lesson to heart: Pay someone else to come up with your story for you.

[via The Huffington Post]