Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This golfer got drunk and got his head stuck in a garbage can. On the plus side, he found half a grilled cheese sandwich in there.
- Lexus says they've created an actual hoverboard. I'll believe it when I'm floating to work in my self-tying Nikes.
- A newscaster reads live tweets on the air and has no idea what things mean. That fire ain't shit, fam.
- Here are some actual raptor facts to kill your Jurassic World buzz. It wouldn't be nearly as cool if Chris Pratt was wrangling these feathery fellas.
- Dustin Diamond sentenced to 120 days in prison for stabbing. Here's hoping the warden walks in on him getting cornholed and says, "Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?"
- Man arrested for licking toads in bar parking lot. Oh suddenly I can't lick all the amphibians I want? I thought this was AMERICA.
- Here's a bunch of sideboob. As it turns out, it's as great as the rest of the boob.