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Like Father, Like Daughter

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

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I’d purchase tickets to watch this family eat ice cream from a cone.

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The Tortoise And Ya' Girl

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 6, 2015 at 11:00PM

What Splinter never taught the Turtles is that after a certain age pizza isn't what makes your hero come out of it's half shell.

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No Means No

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

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This is just a little excerpt from "How To Raise A Sex Offender."

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Tastes So Sweet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 23, 2015 at 10:00AM

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It's a few years late but the Amish finally got that "Sex Sells" memo.

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Easy Access

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

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“It’s an oyster, honey.” – What she tells her six-year old every time he asks about it.

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