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Sensual Safari

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

FriskyGiraffe

Shouldn't you at least pick her dinner from a treetop first?

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 21, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Like Father, Like Daughter

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

bigtounges

I’d purchase tickets to watch this family eat ice cream from a cone.

[via Izismile]

The Tortoise And Ya' Girl

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 6, 2015 at 11:00PM

What Splinter never taught the Turtles is that after a certain age pizza isn't what makes your hero come out of it's half shell.

[via Lol Hehehe]

No Means No

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

assault

This is just a little excerpt from "How To Raise A Sex Offender."

[via Uber Humor]

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