• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Settle Down, Kid

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2016 at 8:00PM

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“Great, the germ factory just licked me so now I’m definitely going to be sick.”

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Feelin' Myself

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

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All that touring is really taking a toll on Miley.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Ellaval Rednaxela.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Feelin' Myself

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Sorority orangutans are so much harder to tame.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Publick Indecency

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2016 at 3:00PM

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"I knew from the first time I went down on her in a crowded bar that I had truly found my soulmate."

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Come On, Baby

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 16, 2016 at 6:00PM

It's like after you let a guy buy you one drink at the bar, am I right, ladies?

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