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Dad Jokes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Hopefully he doesn't have too much "father" to go.

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From Around the Web

Stuck In The Zone

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | September 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

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He probably thinks all of these cars owe him sex for making him wait, too.

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10 Attacks Of Captain Obvious

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Just so you know, everyone in the world thinks you are stupid. Or at the very least, extremely litigious. Everything from coffee cups to candy dispensers come with warning labels to keep you from harming your delicate self.

Here are some of the most offensively obvious things we could find. Show full post

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Hey Ma

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 10, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The Florida DMV got over 19,000 requests for this vanity plate.

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Look Out, Poon

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

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BRB. Going to change the name on all my web dating profiles.

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