• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Vegans Have Won

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

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I can't support an institution that doesn't value deliciousness.

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From Around the Web

Put That Thing Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Mascots can go pant-less in front of thousands of people every night, but I walk out to my mail box without pants ONE TIME, and get a citation.

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Scholarly Scorpion

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 10:00AM

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This is why I don't read.

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Belligerent Books

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 26, 2016 at 4:00PM

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They're tired of America passing them over for reruns of Two Broke Girls.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: