This is why I don't read.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
They're tired of America passing them over for reruns of Two Broke Girls.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
At what point does she start glowing and shooting lasers from her eyes?
We all love a good hate-read.