Fairies are actually a very progressive species.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
This is what we all assume you're doing whenever we're not around, ladies.
They look pretty into it. Not to mention they're making that guy in the background's day.
[via LOL Hehehe]
They genuinely thought eating Chic-Fil-A would ward off dangerous "Lesbanians."
[via Uber Humor]
Should I feel bad for beating my meat to this?
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