Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch these lesbians touch a penis for the first time (SFW). I don't think this dude realized how many unflattering comparisons his wiener was in for.
- It's the biggest lotto jackpot in US history. Be sure to go in on lots of tickets with all your coworkers and waste at least several hours lying to yourselves about having a chance.
- Pizza Hut employees "caught" smoking weed on the job. I don't trust anyone who works at Pizza Hut and isn't ripping a bong in the kitchen.
- There's a new 1,000 horsepower electric car. You can drive it 300 feet before it needs to be recharged.
- This kid understands the futility of life. Or he just has a basic understanding of numbers.
- What your favorite porn says about you. That you have too much downtime.
- Everyone knows Thursdays have the biggest boobs.