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Mom, Dad… I'm Chinese

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2014 at 5:00PM

Most hardcore conservatives are still pretty sure being Chinese is a choice.

[via Dr. Heckle]

10 Precious Prom Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

Prom time is here again! You can literally smell the young love and awkward, clumsy sex in the air. This guy might want to slow down since touching a bare leg at that age might be enough to ruin his rented tux pants, but overall he's about to have quite a magical night.

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Either She Really Likes Breakfast, Or…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2013 at 11:00AM

Who can't relate to this classic tale of one lesbian stegosaurus and her triumph over adversity?

[via Uber Humor]

Get It, Girl

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

If you sit like that it's an open invitation.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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10 Flawless Wedding Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Your wedding should be absolutely magical. It should be a day filled with joy, love, hope, and enough firepower to outfit a rebel militia if you so choose. Together, you and the person you love should eat, drink, laugh, sing, dance and enjoy yourselves as much as possible. After all, you might as well get one good party out of what'll inevitably end in a bitter, drawn out divorce.

Click below to see a wedding album sure to bring a tear to your eye…

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