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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Cockblocks

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2016 at 11:00AM

CockBlocks

There's nothing worse than stepping on a Lego boner with bare feet.

[via Funny Junk]

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From Around the Web

Lego Manly

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 4, 2016 at 2:00PM

LegoMan

"I'm just here to get my blocks off!"

[via Radass]

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It’s Been A Tough Week

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 22, 2015 at 9:00PM

legopoop

Get yourself together, LEGO. When Leonardo Dicaprio gets snubbed by the Oscars he surrounds himself with supermodels, not dog shit.

[via Bro My God]

Get Your Blocks Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 13, 2015 at 6:00PM

LegoPorn

Most of the S&M scenes from the Lego Movie were left on the cutting room floor.

[via Pikabu]

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Tatted Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

tattedclaus

Hey kids, remember to leave jolly old Saint Nick a shot of whiskey and pack of Marlboro reds by the tree on Christmas Eve.

[via Izismile]

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