Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Guy caught masturbating on train. Or apparently, as it's called in the UK, "bashing off." Which is amazing and now I want to move there.
- Madonna fell on her ass during a concert. I'm sure roughly 97 people got fired for that.
- DC chicken joint holding 4:20 giveaway to honor legal weed. Projections have them going out of business around 4:27.
- Things that bounce. Watch them.
- FSU basketball player scores 30 points in 4 minutes. I assume he had the help of NBA Jam "Hotspots"?
- Doctor says first full body transplant is two years away. So get on the wait list now if you plan on pre-ordering the "Gosling."
- Adrian Peterson wins appeal against NFL. Child beaters rejoice! Your days of oppression are finally over.
- Bulgarian supermodel drives wrong way while drunk texting. She's now facing charges of reinforcing more than a dozen stereotypes.