Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch the women of Suicide Squad feel each other's nipples. Judging by early reviews they may want to put this in the actual movie.
- Michael Jordan thinks Blake Griffin should be the star of Space Jam 2. As long as Blake promises not to punch any PA's.
- China's futuristic elevated bus is here. Don't worry, they kept the pee smell so bus passengers still feel at home.
- These 2016 Olympians have day jobs. Bet you didn't realize Michael Phelps worked at Jiffy Lube.
- What your sex dreams really mean. You're lonely and horny.
- What happens if Trump drops out? Besides the first ever simultaneous worldwide sigh of relief.
- Hump Day means butts are plentiful.