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    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Walk The Doll

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | July 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

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He's so happy to have finally found a dog in the streets and a passive sex partner in the sheets.

[via Uber Humor]

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10 Lazy People To Make You Feel Productive

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Guys. I'm on vacation this week and all I want to do is lay by the pool while someone brings me drinks and treats. So in honor of these feels, I bring you ten people that are actually lazier than me. That's all I can find. I'm a mess.

Click through and then send it to your mom to remind her that you ARE productive and she's lucky to have you.  Show full post

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Leashes Are Expensive

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sure, this seems weird, until you realize that dog is dead.

[via Izismile]