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Grandma & Gimp-pa

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

Her purse is full of hard candies, stolen Sweet N' Low, and ball gags.

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Aw, Can I Pet Your Yeast Infection?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

If he gets out of line just splash him with cranberry juice.

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beast

critter

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pet

tame

treatment

yeast

yeast infection

Having A Pet Is A Huge Responsibility

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

He has to bring SO many poop bags with him.

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bear

leash

pet

retractable leash

walk

wtf

Curb Your Girlfriend

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 20, 2014 at 5:00PM

Their walks wouldn't have to be so demeaning if she'd just stop shitting on the sidewalk.

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chain

girlfriend

goth

leash

man

safe word

sexist

sidewalk

walk

woman

They're Both Adopted

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Do you have any poop bags? I'm all out."

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baby

child

dog

dogs

kid

leash

LOL

parenting

parents

wtf