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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

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    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 1:21AM

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MEN: Don't Forget To Send Daniel Your Nudes!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

Tweet Daniel your leaked nudes for a chance to be on next week's episode! Here's Daniels.

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 7, 2014 at 1:21AM

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Chris Klein's 'Mamma Mia' Audition Tape is Real

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 17, 2010 at 6:00PM

This video of Chris Klein auditioning for Mamma Mia has been making its rounds today. And many people are trying to say it's fake. To that, I would like to remind everyone of the following piece of information: Chris Klein can't act.

Have you seen any film he has ever been in? American Pie was the peak of his career. Last year, he made a Street Fighter movie.

If this video is fake it is the most amazing portrayal of Chris Klein's talent yet. His agent should use this as his audition tape for every film ever.

Also, Mandy Moore is an "angel of all angels"? You can't write that shit. It's real. Case closed.

[via Crushable]

I Have the Leaked 'Lost' Finale Pages!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 4, 2010 at 4:00PM

Supposedly, some leaked pages from the script of the final episode of Lost are circulating on the Internet.  The A.V. Club reports:

"The recent discovery of six script pages from the finale uploaded at Italian blog Macchianera has even the normally cautious spoiler site Dark UFO backing them as '100 percent accurate and real.'"

SPOILER ALERT! I'm going to publish one of those pages below!!!!!


YOU and YOUR GIRLFRIEND sit on the couch.  The closing credits of the final episode of Lost flash on your TV screen.

I wasted six years of my life for THAT!

Honey, calm down.  I know how you get
about this sort of thing.

Oh!  You know how I get?!?

You grab a nearby shotgun.  You COCK IT.

So I guess you expected THIS, huh?!?

Yes!  Of course, I did!  You're always
grabbing that shotgun!!  When The Sopranos
finale cut to black, three people at HBO
went to the hospital! You spent 2 years
in prison!

You stand with confidence, shotgun rested calmly on your shoulder.

I hope the guards kept my bed warm.