He took my queen. I took his still beating heart.
[via The Chive]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
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Daniel's also part of a Bottomless Pottery Club.
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site: