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Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
I don't need anything with doll arms coming down my chimney. Nooo thank you.
Months! For months and months we've wondered. We've spent sleepless nights waiting and speculating. We've hardly been able to think about anything else.
WHAT WILL CONAN O'BRIEN NAME HIS NEW TELEVISION SHOW???
My first vote would have been American Idol. But seeing how that is taken by some less deserving fools, I'll settle for something else.
Conan.0 maybe? That's got a nice ring to it.
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The blogosphere refuses to get over this whole Leno vs. Conan thing. It's like all anyone wants to talk about.
What's even more annoying is that all the blogs in the liberal, youth-soaked online media seem to be behind Conan.
Here's why I am a Leno guy:
Was that convincing enough?
Some of the biggest buzz on the Internet continues to revolve around the drama that has developed with NBC's late night television line-up.
Is Leno going back to 11:35? What happens to Conan? Will people keep watching Jimmy Fallon all the way until 2 in the morning? How the hell has Carson Daly's show lasted 9 seasons?
Now, I know for a fact NBC Universal television Chairman Jeff Gaspin reads the Tosh.0 Blog on a regular basis. He's scouting me as talent for a yet-to-be-titled network sitcom, the handwritten pilot of which I leave out front of his gated estate multiple times a week. So I'm going to give him two and a half pieces of advice on how to solve this dilemma.
Two and a Half Men reruns.
Some people may say, "Mike, that show has gotten kind of awkward now that that Angus T. Jones kid is grown up." To which I would reply, I have no idea what you are talking about. I've never seen the show.
However, I do know the show is very popular. And it's dirt cheap! You can buy the complete fifth season (what many believe is the best season) of Two and a Half Men on Amazon.com right now for only $21.99!
How much are they paying Conan? He has like a $50 million dollar contract or something??
$21.99! That's a profit of $49,999,978.01!!
Jeff, just cut me in for 10% and well call it even. I walk with over $4 million, I'm happy. I'm willing to negotiate too. We'll talk.
Speaking of talking, now maybe the Internet can talk about something else for a change! No one watches late night TV anymore anyways.