Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This is what it looks like when a cat gets a brain freeze. Gotta respect that he powers through it.
- 110-year-old says the secret to long life is one beer a day. So logic would follow that 12 beers a day will make me immortal.
- Watch Letterman's final Top 10 list. We won't cry about it like Norm did, but we'll miss you, Dave.
- Watch an old lady dance to a beatboxer. Yeah, Grandma definitely got into your Molly stash.
- More women are paying for prostitutes than ever before. And no, you don't have the necessary equipment to land that job.
- It's time for some Thursday boobilation!
- A 65-year-old woman gave birth in Israel. The baby was a healthy, half-ounce raisin.
- Introducing the "Montana tooth pull." Which is also the name of a complex sex move I invented.