He is udderly drowning in bitches.
[via Cupcakes & Chronic]
If you ladies can't show a little maturity at the Giant Hulk Penis exhibit, where can we take you?
This is what we all assume you're doing whenever we're not around, ladies.
What is this, amateur hour? You've gotta check for studs!
[via Daily Garlic]
Calm yourselves, ladies. You can't ALL have sex with him at once.
[via Uber Humor]