We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
A REAL fan would tear his own achilles tendon.
[via Your Man Devine]
"I fucking KNEW you were cheating!" -Kobe's #3 girlfriend.
The L.A. Lakers won the NBA finals last night and lots of people were excited. Fans rioted and players cried. But I'm guessing no one was more excited than this guy.
The Crazy Kobe Bryant fan made his rounds on the Internet a few weeks ago and his zeal for the superstar became clear. Either this guy is creepily obsessed or hilariously committed to playing this character. Whichever it is, the video is worth revisiting now.
He just wants to make Kobe smile. He just wants to make Kobe's day shiiiiine.
I don't know why my parents were so worried about me moving to L.A. Everyone here is so nice!!!