This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
When you're built like Bobby Hill, feats of miraculous athleticism may not be your thing.
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Ugh why are Daily Doubles so hard! What is… "SEO"?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
A REAL fan would tear his own achilles tendon.
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"I fucking KNEW you were cheating!" -Kobe's #3 girlfriend.
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