They were giving away free pillows (puppies) last week.
[via The Chive]
Get one cute baby animals calendar with any purchase of 5 or more pounds of our tender veal!
"Excuse me, I'm only seeing smalls and mediums. Do you have these in 'weird old man'?"
[via Acid Cow]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: