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Thriller Cat: Part II

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 17, 2011 at 2:00PM

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is—WHAT THE FU—oh, it's just my reflection.

[via The DW, Previously: Thriller Cat]

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Kitten Is Not NASCAR Material

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 5:00PM

I'll explain what's goin' on…  That kitten has no fucking clue how to work a mechanical jack.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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Thriller Cat

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 1, 2011 at 3:00PM

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is—oh never mind, that's just the vacuum.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Wake Up To The Invisible Harp Playing Kitten

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2011 at 10:00AM

It's hard to have a bad morning when you wake up to a kitten playing an invisible harp.

This is your new alarm clock.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

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The Grossest Video You'll See Today

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 8, 2011 at 2:00PM

I put a lot of gross shit on the blog. See evidence herehere, and here. Oh, God, and here.

But none of that stuff compares to this.

I apologize in advance if you're eating. Especially if you're eating cat.

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The Latest and Greatest in Cat Videos

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2011 at 4:00PM

Here it is…  The most popular video of the past week.  17 million views in 7 days.

Why so popular?

If you guessed "Because people would rather watch cat videos on the Internet than have to spend time with their own human children," you're correct.

[via The Internet]