Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Don't take your eye off this buffalo for a second, or he'll steal your girl.
- Fraternity removed from Oklahoma University after horrendously racist video emerges. Now if we could only remove them from the planet.
- This 8-year-old's paintings sell for as much as $50k. Her pièce de résistance is titled "My brother smells like poo."
- Watch this women's basketball game… I promise it breaks out into a huge brawl, otherwise I'd never ask that of you.
- Thanks to a loophole, hard drugs are legal in Ireland for the next two days. Stop reading this and get on Expedia.com right now.
- Here's a bunch of cleavage. Do with it what you will.
- Iggy Azalea's tour sales are not going as planned. That is, unless the plan was for the tour to not happen.
- Everything you need to know about the Apple Watch. Unless it has a teleport feature, I'm not wearing a watch.