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    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Don't Stop 'Til You Web Enough

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2016 at 11:00AM

Mary Jane is not my lover; she's just a girl who claims that I am the one…

[via Acid Cow]

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Assimilation Complete

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

PigeonKing

And now we know how Buffalo Wild Wings gets their hands on cut-rate meat.

[via Bro My God]

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Tough Butter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

How much butter does it take to cancel out a workout?

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Playboy Predator

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

LionDrink

Lions are the Dan Bilzerians of the animal kingdom.

[via Acid Cow]

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29x Platinum, Baby!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

ThrillerBaby

This is the one and only time you're okay with finding Michael Jackson on top of your kid.

[via Catsmob]

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