How much butter does it take to cancel out a workout?
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
This is the one and only time you're okay with finding Michael Jackson on top of your kid.
I've trained them to do my bidding. Which, incidentally, is mostly just crapping on statues.
I haven't seen a beard that fake since Katie Holmes.
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