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Two Step Process

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2016 at 3:00PM

AdoptAStreet

I'm all for cleaning up our streets, I'm not just sure hanging children is the answer.

[via Odd Stuff]

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From Around the Web

Daddy Deep Throat

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2016 at 10:00PM

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My dad publicly dancing to Nelly’s ‘Hot in Herre’ while wearing socks and sandals doesn’t seem nearly as embarrassing now.

[via The Chive]

I've Made A Couple Mistakes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 20, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Someone just showed her a picture of her vagina.

[via UberHumor]

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Assault Dad

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 11, 2016 at 1:00PM

AssaultDad

Judge all you want, but he crushes with single moms at the playground.

[via Insanos]

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Look… It Snowed

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 9, 2016 at 12:00PM

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The forecast also predicts a 100% chance of mom and dad drinking hard liquor tonight.

[via Izismile]

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Oh, No…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2016 at 10:00AM

She's 7 and you've already completely failed as a father?!

[via Acid Cow]

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