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Next Up On The Main Stage Is… Pampers!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2015 at 1:00PM

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She's obviously struggling with some serious da-da issues.

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From Around the Web

10 People Desperately Tryna Be Badass

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 10, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The grass is always greener in the other hood. For some reason, these kids really want you to believe they grew up without a Golden Retriever and an allowance. When I have a kid I'm just going to give him nothing so he can at least be legit.

Check out the rest of these adorable wittle wannabes.  Show full post

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 6, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 People Who Suck At Celebrating Easter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I'll admit it – I don't totally know what Easter is. Costumes, lying to children, Easter eggs, and the dead rising up? Sounds like an AMC show. Still, I'm going to assume the photo above isn't the celebration Jesus had in mind. Although, I've never heard much about the women in his life so maybe this is exactly what he wanted.

I digress. Celebrating is usually pretty easy, but here are some people that still manage to fuck it up. Show full post

Aim A Little Higher

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

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He's going to achieve all of his life goals by recess.

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2015 at 3:00PM

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We had a magician last time, so we decided to change it up this year and hire THE DEVIL.

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