• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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A Boy And His Gator

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

BabyGator

They call this a "Florida Baptism."

[via Joe Monster]

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From Around the Web

Paternity Shoot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 13, 2016 at 2:00PM

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When you clean out an entire Chinese buffet, you have to take some pics to commemorate the occasion.

[via TwistedSifter]

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Party School

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2016 at 10:00PM

offtoschool

Nothing wrong with making a few extra bucks in the teacher’s lounge between classes.

[via The Chive]

10 Grocery Store Fails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

2weiners

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that all jobs are jobs, which means they mostly suck. But it appears these grocery store workers have totally given up on even trying to be good at their sucky jobs.

Here are ten of their very best failures.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 1, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: