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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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10 Things You Should Probably Say No To

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every once in a while an offer comes around that's too good to be true – and it isn't. Then there are offers that are too bad to be real – and they are. You should avoid both.

Click through for a handy list of shit to steer clear of.  Show full post

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From Around the Web

A Must See Event

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2016 at 10:00PM

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This only ends one way, and that’s Ronald McDonald covered in puke.

[via Izismile]

You’ve Outdone Yourself 2016

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Let’s go ahead and mentally prepare ourselves for a two-year old spinning at next year’s Coachella.

[via Meme Whore]

Baby v Mirror: Dawn Of Justice

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

When your baby's playing with a large pane of glass that could easily slice her in half, you're gonna want to get the camera.

[via YouTube]

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Snack Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 20, 2016 at 8:00PM

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And he’s also going to the litter box on his own now. They grow up so fast.

[via The Chive]

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