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Bold Defensive Strategy

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

When confronted by an assailant you should yell, play dead, or jerk him off until help arrives.

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Don't Ride Your Bike Near The Ol' T-Rex Place

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

How the hell is he touching kids with those tiny little arms?

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Let's Party!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Look, if a baby can get a pack of smokes with that tiny claw, then he earned them.

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Pipe Down, Lady

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

When can you annoy a four-year old who's whole existence is being loud then you've done something remarkable.

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What Are You??

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

Don't do it, kids! That's how he steals souls!

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