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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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No Juice For You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

Is it just me or did he name one of his kids Brother?

[via Daily of the Day]

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Never Again…

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

Here stands a grim reminder of the tragic buttfingering epidemic of '83.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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10 Stellar Celebrity School Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Celebrities, they're just like us! There's even photographic evidence that proves they were once young, unfamous normals that no one cared about. So why not laugh at them for it? Like the fact that a young Shia Lebeouf looks like he was definitely the kid who'd show up to school with one shoe on and not even notice.

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Put On Blast

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Don't listen to her, kid. You always round up. ALWAYS.

[via Daily Garlic]