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Psh, We Don't Need Girls

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Does YOUR 2-bedroom/2-bath have an indoor pool? Didn't think so.

[via Izismile]

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Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

[via YouTube]

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Yes, Her Kids Are Old Enough To Read

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's better than her other shirt that says, "THAT CUNT IS SO CUNTY."

[via People of Walmart]

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10 Supremely Embarrassing Dads

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2014 at 3:00PM

Father's Day is nearly here! And while everyone else is celebrating all the good their dads have done for them, we figured we should balance it out by pointing out some of the irreparable damage they've caused.

Click here for more devastatingly awkward dad moments… Show full post

Seems Secure

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

trampoline car

What's more dangerous than a trampoline on your car? A trampoline in your yard.

[via No Way Girl]

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