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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

[via Tumblr]

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Psh, We Don't Need Girls

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Does YOUR 2-bedroom/2-bath have an indoor pool? Didn't think so.

[via Izismile]

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Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

[via YouTube]

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Yes, Her Kids Are Old Enough To Read

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's better than her other shirt that says, "THAT CUNT IS SO CUNTY."

[via People of Walmart]

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