• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Not Seeing Double

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 13, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Parents always say they don't have a favorite, but sometimes it's pretty clear.

[via AcidCow]

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From Around the Web

Mommy's Got You

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

When your kid does P90X and suddenly drops all the baby weight…

[via Izismile]

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Tired, Boy?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 5:00PM

TiredLeashKid

"He always gets this way after chasing cars."

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Don’t F**k With Chris

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2016 at 9:00PM

The whole last act of Home Alone wouldn't have been necessary if Kevin had Full Metal Jacket bullets instead of pellets.

[via YouTube]

This Dickhead Son Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 3, 2016 at 12:00PM

Here's another one who deserves fame.

This is so much worse than just wearing a condom for 10 minutes.

[via YouTube]

Open Field Tackle

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2016 at 6:00PM

My dog can beg, roll over, and do a spot-on impression of Odell Beckham Jr.

[via Radass]

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