Not all water slides are fun, kid.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Young Stephen King’s early drafts of "The Fog" showed a ton of promise.
[via Caveman Circus]
When you attempt to crash a friend’s birthday party you weren’t invited to.
If you could harness the energy this kid is about to receive, it could power a third world country for an entire month.
[via Bits and Pieces]