This is proof that every religion is terrifying.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
The forecast also predicts a 100% chance of mom and dad drinking hard liquor tonight.
Even if you went back in time and started your life over, you wouldn't grow up to be this talented.
The mall Santa is totally getting kicked in the dick next year.
[via Rad Ass]