Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Aw, look at that. He thinks he can still disembowel the young and weak.
Let her go. Many of life's most important lessons are learned when you're absolutely caked in dog shit.
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He and Honey Boo Boo could be the next American power couple.
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