This is proof that every religion is terrifying.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
The forecast also predicts a 100% chance of mom and dad drinking hard liquor tonight.
Even if you went back in time and started your life over, you wouldn't grow up to be this talented.
The mall Santa is totally getting kicked in the dick next year.
[via Rad Ass]