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Who Wants To Start Daddy's Car?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

Joke's on him though. Kid just blew a .24.

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Great Parents You Got There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2013 at 10:00AM

Maybe if you made sure she had both socks on like a real caretaker, she wouldn't be barefoot in her own vomit right now.

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Congrats! You're A Horrible Father

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

His ex-wife is going to have a FIELD DAY with this in the custody hearings.

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Dad?!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

This kid has somehow found himself in the middle of a highly questionable game of "Heads Up 7-Up."

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(Dumb) Kids Write The Darndest Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Oh it was no problem! Whores are really loose." -Soldier who occasionally bangs prostitutes overseas.

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Preview: How To Teach Web Redemption

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 4, 2013 at 5:00PM

TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we learn about learning with this teacher's pest.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!