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That Is The Bedspread Of A Stoner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

If my calculations are correct, he should snooze that for another 20 minutes.

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Moment Of Impact

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

This is a fine example of why Jacob doesn’t have any real friends, anymore.

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accident

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So This Is Happening Again

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

I feel like I should be writing children's songs. Juice Boxes Rule* could be a real hit.

*And that's just off the top of my head!

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Going In My Workout Playlist

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

YOUR MOVE, CALVIN HARRIS.

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Hang On Tight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Now granted, I never finished law school, but legally speaking I don't think this qualifies you for the carpool lane.

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