• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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It’ll Buff Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 12, 2015 at 12:00PM

ptcheater

Of course cheating is terrible, but it’s inspiring to see that a middle-aged guy driving a PT Cruiser can still get laid.

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Great Handwriting, Sweetheart!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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