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Not My Type

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Only a rich person would want to eat a cute reminder of what the rest of our daily 9-5 lives are like.

[via Echtlustig]

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From Around the Web

You’ve Got Poop

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

poopcomputer

Did You Know: A puppy magically appears and shits on your keyboard each time you write a clickbait headline.

[via Reddit]

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Bombs Away

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Birds across America have declared war on coffee-shop hipsters.

[via Echtlustig]

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This Is How You Get Hemorrhoids

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2015 at 4:00PM

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I can't think of a more fun way to engorge your anal veins to the point of bleeding.

[via Brainblog]

It’s Catchy

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m not certain but I think “Everybody Knows Shit’s Fucked” was written about the 2014 Washington Redskins.

[via Joanne Casey]