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This Is Not A Game

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 4, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Bet his roommate's mom regrets forcing him to live in the dorms now.

[via Izismile]

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Band So Hard

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2016 at 10:00AM

They send her out during the pregame to intimidate the visiting football team.

[via The Chive]

How To Use The Internet

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

Me reading Facebook comments during an election year.

[via Simone Giertz]

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This Mashup Pianist Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

Watch out, he's got the kind of game that'll leave your grandma and your sister weak.

Check out these other animals and people who deserve fame.

[via YouTube]

Not My Type

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Only a rich person would want to eat a cute reminder of what the rest of our daily 9-5 lives are like.

[via Echtlustig]

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