• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

I Must Have Missed The E-Vite

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2015 at 11:00AM

OrgyTonight

I've always said the secret to a decent orgy turnout is free cookies.

[via Pikabu]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 18, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

[via Fail.to]

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New Room Key Walk Of Shame

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 29, 2013 at 10:00PM

hotelnightmares

Glad to see someone living out one of my hotel nightmares.

[via Uber Humor]

Great Handwriting, Sweetheart!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

[via Izismile]

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