Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy just got caught keying an Aston Martin. Maybe he could blame the baby?
- Heidi Klum made a video to prove she's still hot…to a presidential candidate. This is our world now.
- These 20 baby animals are cute AF. So why do human babies look like raw chicken?
- Marco Rubio hit a kid in the head during a press event. Campaign time never fails to deliver.
- If boobs are so great, why do they have to be covered all the time? Let them breathe!
- Turn any picture into an emoji mosaic. Whatever, mine was full of shit.
- Watch a Kung-Fu Mantis and a Jumping Spider fight. Or don't – if you like going outside and don't want that ruined forever.
- Here's how to get off by using only your mind. In case you're so terrible that you're own hand is all NOPE.