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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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The Key to a Woman's Heart

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

Just don't try your key in the wrong keyhole.

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A Love/Hate Relationship with Caps

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 19, 2010 at 12:00PM

Apparently someone hates CAPS but loves irony…

Your note is written in ALL CAPS, idiot!

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