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Master Of The Dismount

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

It turned out he cracked several vertebrae but damn if he didn't look cool as hell doing it.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Cattle

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 19, 2016 at 5:00PM

Good luck. He learned the ancient art of Ninjutsu from a wise barnyard rat.

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Hard Nut To Crack

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 24, 2016 at 8:00PM

Haven’t seen a karate fall from grace like this since the Cobra Kai lost the All Valley Karate Championship.

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I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | June 12, 2016 at 10:00AM

I feel the same sense of accomplishment when Mexican restaurants forget to charge me extra for avocado.

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 6, 2016 at 8:00PM

These boobs need their own action movie franchise.

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