These boobs need their own action movie franchise.
[via Rad Ass]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Shout out to the kid who didn’t go for the predictable nut shot, unlike every Kevin James film.
[via The Chive]
Take notes ladies; this is what you do if an assailant runs at you holding a wooden plank over his balls.