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Knock Yourself Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 11, 2014 at 2:00PM

The little known art of Self Offense.

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Mercy Is For The Weak

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 7, 2014 at 8:00PM

Don’t do it, kid. They deduct points when you rip out the heart.

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Please Tell Me This Isn't The Circumcision

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Not from like sickness or heartache or anything like that. But I will straight up cut a bully's head off."

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Finish Him!

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

She totally has a crush on you dude.

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Have You Seen My Keys?

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

How useful is a roundhouse kick when it can be stopped with keys to a Kia minivan?

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