Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This high school baller is all about this reporter. Will someone recreate this with cartoon hearts and bluebirds around his head?
- Apparently there's a spider that can surf. So there's literally nowhere you're safe.
- Here are five double-digit seeds to consider in your NCAA bracket. Or just let Grandma pick for you, because you're doing terrible regardless.
- Here's a pic of Matt Damon at age 12. In case you were feeling a little down on yourself today.
- Guess who wants to redesign the Clippers "Chuck the Condor" mascot? He's pitching a complete overhaul called "Chuck the Kanye."
- Here's the correct order to make at every fast food chain. Although I'd argue the correct order at Jack in the Box is to go to Wendy's.
- It's Monday, get your bras out of here!