Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Chloë Grace Moretz hosted the South Korean SNL. Everyone knows the key to comedy is having no idea what you're saying.
- Donald Trump cancelled on-air interviews because he didn't like how he looked today. Someone get him a cake to celebrate the first time he's ever seen a mirror.
- You can watch the Hulk Hogan v. Gawker trial live right now. You probably just missed him say he does not have a 10-inch dick, but I'm sure more gold is on the way.
- The next iPhone might have three camera lenses. They are really running out of ideas.
- Here are the 21 best grilled cheeses in America. Now you can enjoy getting fatter anywhere you go!
- Kim K had a Kanye-level Twitter response to people who hated on her nude pic. Now we know pettiness is an STD.
- It's take-it-off-Tuesday.