Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This beer-fetching dog is truly man's best friend. Now train him to go to the store and buy you better beer.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new host of Celebrity Apprentice. And yes, everyone already thought of that "You're terminated" joke.
- Here are 18 guys who were caught looking. Sorry ladies, but our perviness is involuntary.
- Justin Bieber is terrible at shotgunning beer. But he's really good at being filthy rich, so I think he'll be fine.
- Historian finds the oldest use of the f-word on record. And sadly, it wasn't "Fuck tha' police" etched on a cave wall.
- Guy endures 5-day boner after taking 35 Viagra. Wife endures 5 days of hilarious wiener-based puns.
- Mondays are bad enough without bras making them worse.