• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Don't Be Sorry

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2016 at 11:00AM

He lives by the old saying, "Dance like the entire internet is mesmerized by you."

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

10 Gross/Weird/Sexual Thrift Store Finds

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's almost the holidays! That generally means mindless spending on crap we'll all forget about. But before you go out and waste a fortune on gifts, we wanted to remind you that there is plenty of pure gold at your local thrift shop.

Here are a few gems we found.  Show full post

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bed

birds

buttons

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chair

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super

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tissues

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Did You Check Her ID?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Because from the looks of her room, you could go to jail for what you're about to do.

[via Funnyjunk]