Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Paul gets scared shitless. Remember Scare Tactics? God that was good.
- 22 outstanding neighbor complaints. Are you dinosaur?
- Between Two Ferns with Justin Bieber. Thank god he clears up that Anne Frank business.
- The worst Taylor Swift cover ever. Just awful.
- The hottest slo-mo Instagram ever. Shout out to SAE. Fight on, my peoples!
- Britney and Justin: what could have been. Great, now I'm crying.
- Dude gets KO-ed by train tracks. Your fellow commuters, saving your ass.
- Fireman revives a kitten and it is pret-ty adorable.
- Burn your bras!! So we can see them titties.
- And Rumer Willis attempted to cover Wrecking Ball. A little pitchy, Rumer. A little pitchy.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]