• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 Diction And Spelling Mistakes You'll Love To Hate

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 24, 2015 at 3:00PM


News Bulletin: You don't need to know words anymore, just sounds. Sure, you will look like an idiot if you ever have to write something down, but who needs to write!? Just use emojis and you'll be fine.

Here are some people who strayed from emojis and paid the embarrassing price.  Show full post

From Around the Web

Did You Check Her ID?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2015 at 12:00PM

bieber thug

Because from the looks of her room, you could go to jail for what you're about to do.

[via Funnyjunk]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

He's Got The Right Idea

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

Been there, done that.

(Obviously it escalated.)

[via Izismile and my life]

Play This As Many Times As You Can Before It Gets Taken Down

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

I take it this'll be on loop as students file into his short film class.

[via Celebrity Cafe]