• Caption Challenge

    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Don't Be Crabby

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 18, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Only you can decide if you're going to embrace and enjoy your cancer!

[via UberHumor]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Did You Get Your June Gloom Tickets Yet?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Tickets are still available for Daniel's June Gloom tour, and it is going to be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Get all the info here.

Tickets On Sale NOW For Daniel's June Gloom Tour!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 1:19AM

Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.

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I'm Not Sure How To Prepare You For This

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.

[via Buzzfeed]

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