• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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He Went To Jared

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 5:00PM

This sums up the feelings of every man who's ever been forced to watch this movie.

[via Catsmob]

From Around the Web

This Dog Is Very Afraid of Julia Roberts

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 5, 2011 at 2:00PM

Or maybe he's frightened by the fact that his owner is reading Brides magazine naked.

Probably both.

Do not let that dog near this guy.

[via Buzzfeed]





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Pageant Mom Dresses Her 3-Year-Old Like A Prostitute

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 7, 2011 at 3:00PM

First her mom named her Paisley. Then she entered her in beauty pageants. And now she's dressing her like a hooker.

We all like Pretty Woman. Richard Gere plus Julia Roberts' mouth is a great combination. But this clip from Toddlers & Tiaras is just disturbing. No three-year-old should be dressed like a prostitute. Even for Toddlers & Tiaras, this is bad. And that show has lower standards than a frat boy at closing time.

Big mistake, Paisley's mom. BIG. Huge.

[via Jezebel]

Man Has 82 Tattoos of Julia Roberts, Zero Chance of Getting Anywhere Near Julia Roberts

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 10, 2011 at 2:00PM

I don't know who taught Miljenko Parserisas how to be a crazy stalker but it certainly wasn't me. Because I know the best way to get near your favorite celebs is to act like you have no idea who they are.

The first time I met Enrique Iglesias (yes, at this moment I am admitting that Enrique Iglesias is among my favorite celebs), I was all like, "Enrique who? Igalayseeus? Sounds familiar. Are you a singer?" And he was all like, "Yes, we're backstage at my concert. You're holding my concert ticket in your hand." And I was all like, "Yeah. Thought your name rang a bell."

Nailed it. That's how stalk a famous person.

Miljenko, on the other hand, isn't getting within 500 feet of Julia Roberts.

Well, we can't all have an underwear drawer filled with signed guitar picks.

[via BWE]

Daniel Tosh and Julia Roberts: Separated At Birth?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 12, 2010 at 1:00PM

People have said Daniel resembles designer Jeff Lewis, coach Lane Kiffin, and even Kent from So You Think You Can Dance.

Meh. He doesn't look that much like any of those people.

But while watching a clip from this week's Web Redemption, our clearance guy Greg noticed a striking similarity between Daniel and Julia Roberts when they're each dressed as Tink.

And I must say…wow! They do look like twinsies!

What do you think? Daniel and Julia: separated at birth?

(In case you were wondering, yes, this picture is now hanging on our office fridge.)