• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

You've Been Judged

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

SelfieJudgment

"She spends 3 hours in front of the mirror, but can't find 5 minutes to pack me more than a goddamn Lunchable?!"

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Inconvenient Infant

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 17, 2016 at 12:00PM

baby

Be sure to give your brand new iPhone a lot love, attention, care and cradling.

[via Izismile]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2016 at 5:00PM

FacesOnFacesTattoo

I'm not sure inking her on your face is the way to convince the judge to grant visitation rights.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 21, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: