That thunder you just heard was his eyes rolling.
[via Rad Ass]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
And the locals are free to judge the shit out of you for it.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You know what they say, "Gudge not, lest ye be gudged."
[via The Chive]