Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- These people suck at their jobs. Watch them and make yourself feel more competent
- Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife on an entire sandwich shop. To stop the brawl though, she was helping!
- Here are some gambling tips. Next time you hit Vegas with the bros you can further delude yourself by trying them.
- The House of Cards season three trailer is here. Proving Hollywood can make anything look sexy, even congress and shit.
- A Shia Labeouf mashup. It will meet and exceed all of your Shia Labeouf needs.
- Woody Allen is getting a TV show. It is NOT a children's show.
- Get hot fast! This type of promise from an article is never disappointing.
- This is 30. Let these graphs explain the milestone birthday so you aren't so scared of it.
- Science-approved sex tips! So you know they really really work.