Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A video Christmas card. Oh, the Holderness family!
- 18 world records broken in 2013. Phew! Good stuff, guys.
- 30 minutes of Arnold Schwarzenegger killing things. Worth. Every. Second.
- Christmas with Uncle Kirk is as upsetting as you'd expect.
- 44 jobs that pay well. That's it, I'm becoming an astronaut.
- Woman has 277 Christmas trees in her house. Totally normal.
- Airport security dude dives to save a baby. Those people never even help me with my belt.
- Shia LaBeouf plagiarized a film, then plagiarized an apology about plagiarizing a film. DAMMIT, SHIA.
- 14 shots of Candice that will give you tingles in your underpants.
- And Michelle Jenneke falling off a rope swing. We've missed you!
[video via Buzzfeed]