This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
The story of Jesus is best told when it involves meat sweats.
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His only weaknesses are kryptonite, cookies, and being nailed to a cross.
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You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."