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Tough Break, Jews

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's right, Jesus is the reason it hasn't happened yet.

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Whatever You Say Say

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 6, 2014 at 11:00AM

I believe it was the son of God who said, "Judge not, lest bitches be cray cray."

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2014 at 5:00PM

Different Jesus. This one turned water into gravy.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Their fine product guarantees you'll think the Holy Spirit is living under your skin!

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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Sweet Jesus

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2014 at 6:00PM

Legally, you have to marry her before your first use.

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