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The More You Know!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'll give him witchcraft, but the rest are actually just college courses.

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Grinding For God

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

"But if we don't hump a picture of him, how will Jesus know we've accepted him as our Lord and Savior?"

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Jesus Christ!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

Dude was HUNG on the cross for real.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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WWJK: Who Would Jesus Kidnap?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Christ had your unconscious body slung over his shoulder.

[via Team Jimmy Joe]

Are Utilities Included?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

Your eternal soul as a security deposit seems a bit steep.

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Any Idea Where I Can Find Some Christ?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Even Jesus thinks you may have gone a little heavy-handed with the name.

[via Bro My God]

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