Legally, you have to marry her before your first use.
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Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty got really gross and moldy because you left him out there for way too long.
I'll give him witchcraft, but the rest are actually just college courses.
"But if we don't hump a picture of him, how will Jesus know we've accepted him as our Lord and Savior?"
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Christ had your unconscious body slung over his shoulder.
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Your eternal soul as a security deposit seems a bit steep.
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