• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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The Battle For Your Eternal Soul

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 6, 2016 at 2:00PM

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And then again, Jesus has that water to wine trick. Decisions… decisions.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Fountain Of Faith

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 5, 2016 at 12:00PM

Protesters Demonstrate In Philadelphia During The Democratic National Convention

I guess this proves he walked on water. I just pictured the water being a little deeper.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Glenn Crotty.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Jeff J Mitchell/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Fountain Of Faith

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 1, 2016 at 4:00PM

Protesters Demonstrate In Philadelphia During The Democratic National Convention

Turn that shit into wine and let's get this park crunk.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Jeff J Mitchell/Staff/Getty Images]

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 7, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

Have you prepared the talent portion for your heaven audition?

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Religious Racer

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 24, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Where Jesus goes, I follow – but not too closely because his exhaust mod is so fucking loud.

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Show Off

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2016 at 8:00PM

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I believe we all have the same question for this guy: Is that John Lennon or Jesus?

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