I agree. He’d have his Apostles do it for him.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Jesus be straight crucifying fools on the dance floor!
[via Uber Humor]
All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.
[via I Am Bored]