I agree. He’d have his Apostles do it for him.
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Jesus be straight crucifying fools on the dance floor!
[via Uber Humor]
All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.
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