• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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But Jesus hasn’t fought Ronda Rousey yet.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 24, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Groove To The Beat With Your Lord And Savior

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

Jesus be straight crucifying fools on the dance floor!

[via Uber Humor]

But Bubble Wrap Is Real

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.

[via I Am Bored]

Kid Is Doin' A Bad Rap

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Pajama pants and high-tops? Seriously?"-God

[via DoucheChillz]