But Jesus hasn’t fought Ronda Rousey yet.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
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Jesus be straight crucifying fools on the dance floor!
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All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.
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