Try as you might, your genital herpes are here to stay.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Sure, she looks like a Hyundai, but I swear she rides like a Porsche.
[via TC Mag]
Jeans were originally made as work pants and I'm willing to bet the person wearing these would give you one hell of a job.
When you light something on fire, it will often catch fire. Please stop being surprised by this.