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Hot Pants

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 29, 2015 at 10:00AM

Try as you might, your genital herpes are here to stay.

[via Giphy]

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dumb

fire

flame

herpes

hot pants

ignorant

jeans

not a good idea

pants

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From Around the Web

Rear View

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 4, 2015 at 4:00PM

tail

Sure, she looks like a Hyundai, but I swear she rides like a Porsche.

[via TC Mag]

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ass

auto

back

break lights

butt

car

headlights

jeans

lights

tail lights

Jorts

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 2, 2015 at 4:00PM

jorts

Jeans were originally made as work pants and I'm willing to bet the person wearing these would give you one hell of a job.

[via Echtlustig]

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button

jeans

jorts

mini

shop

shopping

short

shorts

slutty

store

tag

tiny

underwear

Hot Seat

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 1, 2015 at 3:00PM

When you light something on fire, it will often catch fire. Please stop being surprised by this.

[via Catsmob]

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ass

burn

butt

fire

flame

flammable

jeans

lighter

pants

seat

smother

stop drop and roll

He Must Be So Tired

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 1, 2015 at 2:00PM

man car

This is wheely fucking stupid, you guys.

[via AcidCow]

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car

fake

four wheeler

guy

jeans

man

ride

rubber

tires

wheels