This performance was inspired by a dream someone had while suffering from a 103-degree fever.
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I assume you're all familiar with the ancient Japanese fable about the giant who queefs sunlight?
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Anyone have any objections to this game replacing curling in the next Olympics?
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You don't need to give us the slut wink, babe. Your position says it all.