Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- 7 tuba pile-up. Left one man standing.
- Mom gives birth to twins with two different fathers. Everything about this is creepy.
- Toast perfume. Trick everyone into thinking they're having a stroke.
- Every bad thing that happened to Jesse Pinkman. Every Bad.
- The actors behind Little Mermaid. Yeah I'll say it: Eric is hotter as a cartoon.
- Mind the gap! Yes, that means butts and thighs.
- 22 pizza monstrosities. Just beautiful. Everyone of 'em.
- What happens when you text Drake lyrics to your ex: does not go well.
- 2-year-old dancing to Beyoncé. For two she's amazing, for life she's just OK.
- And a Japanese nut shot game show because Japan.
[video via Barstool]