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Mozart Milk Goes Down Smooth

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

cocktaillist

It’s not everyday you can ask for a sweet tight pussy in a public establishment and not get kicked out. We suggest you take advantage of it.

[via Fail Blog]

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From Around the Web

You're On Candid Blowjob

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2015 at 6:00PM

GameshowBJ

Since that day, he literally cannot finish until his entire family pops and yells "SURPRISE!!"

[via Catsmob]

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Another Wacky Japanese Gameshow

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2015 at 8:00PM

japanesedrill

It's simple, break past the skull and you have yourself a new set of stainless steel appliances.

[via Imgur]

WTFriday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 7:00PM

This is the country that will one day take over America…get your chicken suits out, everyone.

Check out other WTFridays while you practice your dance moves this weekend.

[via YouTube]

Oh, Japan

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 25, 2015 at 10:00PM

japanshow

This performance was inspired by a dream someone had while suffering from a 103-degree fever.

[via Lol He He He]

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Stand Back, Fellas!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 5:00PM

JapanesePrint

I assume you're all familiar with the ancient Japanese fable about the giant who queefs sunlight?

[via We Waste Time]

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