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Virtually Crushin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Hopefully she's been programmed not to laugh when he prematurely paints those khakis.

[via Funny Junk]

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Snack Attack

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 7, 2016 at 11:00AM

Aw, look at that. He thinks he can still disembowel the young and weak.

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Heil Kitty

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Can genocide be adorable? I'm so conflicted.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Racy Radish

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 15, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Oh, so she's a Grower and a Shower.

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Still, we had to pick a winner so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Blacklock .

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Toru Yamanaka/AFP/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Racy Radish

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 11, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Once she's tired of these guys, they'll make a great stew.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Toru Yamanaka/AFP/Getty Images]