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Oscar Round-Up

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 28, 2011 at 10:00AM

I was too high to watch the Oscars.  James Franco was too high to host the Oscars.

Unfortunately, only one of us got a photo op with Oprah out of the deal.  (That's from James Franco's Twitter.  Yes, he was tweeting during the Oscars — and looking very high while doing it.)

Gawker did a great job handpicking some quotes from Oscar reviews alluding to Franco's accused state:

"Heavy-lidded and smirky" (The Washington Post); "A tad bewildered" (Moviefone); "Mellow" (Entertainment Weekly); "Distant [and] uninterested" (The Hollywood Reporter); "Distracted" (Los Angeles Times); "Bored" (BBC); "[In] a haze" (Time); "Preparing for a remake of Dazed and Confused" (USA Today).

To be fair — "bored," "uninterested," "distracted" — he was at The Oscars, the most boring 4-hour-plus event on television.  Why would I wait the length of a movie to see an award being given to a movie I didn't see?

That's exactly why I didn't watch them.  Still, from what I've heard, putting the always loopy Franco next to the super-straight edge Anne Hathaway made for an interesting pairing.

Next year's hosts: Dakota Fanning and Charlie Sheen on mushrooms!

That should… do… something…  [shrug]

From Around the Web

James Franco Creates College Class About Himself

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 1, 2011 at 2:00PM

James Franco is a pro actor, fiction writer, self-kisser, crossdresser, and masturbator. Basically, he is the best at everything he attempts.

And so it makes sense that there should be a college class about James Franco. And said college class should clearly be created by James Franco.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

The Oscar-nominated actor has teamed up with Columbia College Hollywood — based in Tarzana, Calif. — to offer a 12-student editing class where they will create a half-hour documentary using footage from his film career.

The class is called Master Class: Editing James Franco … With James Franco.

"Can we get my name in the title of the course twice?" -James Franco

Hope Your Holidays Were Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 27, 2010 at 10:00AM

If your Christmas was anything like James Franco's, it must have been fun.

Your grandma said some bad words, your brother followed you around with a camera, and you spent the whole day uploading shit to Funny or Die.

Sounds about right.

[via Gawker]

Ryan Gosling Reading 'F**k Yeah! Ryan Gosling'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 9, 2010 at 3:00PM

Ryan Gosling reading Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling is the new James Franco kissing James Franco.

[via TheHD]

Practice Makes Perfect: James Franco Kissing James Franco Looks Very Natural

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 8, 2010 at 5:00PM

We get it, James Franco. We get it. You think masturbation is art.

[via Vulture]





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Anne Hathaway To Sing And James Franco To Touch Himself On Stage At The Oscars

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 29, 2010 at 5:00PM

Didja hear? James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting the 2011 Oscars together!

According to producers Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer, "James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and multi-talented."

Also, prone to hours of masturbation. Icons, ladies and gentlemen. Icons!

[via Deadline]