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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Sorry nice guys, the Friend Zone has no exits.
"Jack's an excellent employee. He literally always has a smile on his face."
And by "dessert" I mean "lunch". Because why would you need to eat anything else ever when the Bacon Shake exists? You've got your milk, your fruit, and your protein all in one cup.
You're not even reading this anymore. Utah! Get me two!
[Eater via BWE]
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