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Group rectal exams would make me… sheepish.
She's cute AND she makes her own lube. Keeper.
Legalize marijuana and fights will forever be this gentle and loving.
"Jack's an excellent employee. He literally always has a smile on his face."
And by "dessert" I mean "lunch". Because why would you need to eat anything else ever when the Bacon Shake exists? You've got your milk, your fruit, and your protein all in one cup.
You're not even reading this anymore. Utah! Get me two!
[Eater via BWE]
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