If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
"Jack's an excellent employee. He literally always has a smile on his face."
And by "dessert" I mean "lunch". Because why would you need to eat anything else ever when the Bacon Shake exists? You've got your milk, your fruit, and your protein all in one cup.
You're not even reading this anymore. Utah! Get me two!
[Eater via BWE]
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