NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Try this if you've always wondered what it's like to be Uma Thurman.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
She smells like a winner.
Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.
"Jack's an excellent employee. He literally always has a smile on his face."
And by "dessert" I mean "lunch". Because why would you need to eat anything else ever when the Bacon Shake exists? You've got your milk, your fruit, and your protein all in one cup.
You're not even reading this anymore. Utah! Get me two!
[Eater via BWE]
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