"But I don't wanna take a crap as big as my head."
[via Cat's Mob]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
If your ice cream isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, we guarantee it will still taste like dog shit.
[via Incredible Things]