Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- What if a pug was the drummer for Metallica? I'll bet the rest of the band would gladly swap out Lars Ulrich for him.
- A Florida State student is suing for the right to bring guns to football games. Given the Seminoles' collective arrest record, I get why she wants to be armed.
- Keith Richards wants his daughters to snort his ashes when he dies. Though if you want the full high, you should inject him between your toes.
- Take this quiz to see which presidential candidate you match up with. Because we should all know who our choice would be if we cared enough to actually vote.
- Apparently this news anchor thinks disabled pigs are hilarious. I get it, his name is a pun. Try not to piss your pants.
- Here's why masturbating is good for you. So if mom catches you, tell her science told you to do that to the sofa cushions.
- Let these tan lines carry you to the weekend.